Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Wow...I think I just developed a favorite celeb

I never thought it would happen to me... check it out:



haha.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Ten Things You Didn't Know About Sexology

I wrote this for DoubleViking.com. Digg it if you haven't already.
p.s. the comments in quotes were written by a colleague, as you can gather from the intro...

Hey guys. Our intern, Sabrina, was taking a sex and gender studies class and she kept telling us the craziest stuff in between doing her work for us. At first we were scared..then disgusted…and finally, intrigued. "Sabrina," we said, "why don't you write this up?" "Okay," she said. So she did. And here it is. (she wrote it up in a Question/Answer format and I've included my notes in parentheses).


Q: Does penis size necessarily correlate to a man’s worth as a lover?


A: First of all, studies have revealed that women are equally aroused by pictures of large penises as by images of small penises (right...they don't like pictures of penises, be they large or small). Regardless of popular stereotyping, penis size is not related to body shape, height, length of fingers, race (no?), or anything else. Interestingly, it has been proven that “small, flaccid penises tend to increase more in size during erections than do penises that are larger in the flaccid state” (Best comeback to ‘you have a small dick’ ever..."Naw son, that's just when it's...flaccid"). And even still, it should be emphasized that bigger is not always better. In fact, deep penetration can cause pain similar to that experienced when a male gets kicked in the balls (even mentioning that hurts my sack, Sabrina...c'mon!), if the penis bangs into the cervix and causes the uterus to be slightly displaced which may jolt an ovary. The vaginal canal’s greatest sensitivity is concentrated in the outer portion, as opposed to deep within. So...no. If you happen to have a huge penis, just don't go too hard.

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 135.

Q: How common are intersexed babies (hermaphrodites)?


A: Intersexed babies in the United States are born with about the same frequency as red heads (burrnn for red heads). It is estimated that intersexed may account for 4% of all births, or 40 out of every 1000 people, worldwide [Fausto-Sterling]. Interestingly, inter-sexed and transsexual babies who are switched over to the female gender often grow up to have careers as models or actresses due to the fact that their tall height, an aspect of masculinity, is considered to be an symbol of beauty. Such examples include the stunning Italian actress Eva Robinson, angelic Japanese pop sensation Harisu, and purportedly Jamie Lee Curtis who qualifies as American Hollywood royalty. (Say it ain't so!!! Jamie Lee? Had a...peen?)

Source: Fausto-Sterling, A. (1993). The five sexes: Why male and female are not enough. The Sciences, 33(2), pages 20-25.


Q: What is the purpose of female genital cutting that occurs in countries like Africa, the Middle East, and Asia?


A: There are multiple reasons why genital cutting is performed. One is to ensure virginity before marriage. In some countries, such as Sudan, the social stigma for remaining uncircumcised is harsh, as indicated by the fact that being called “the son of an uncircumcised mother” is a most intense insult [Al- Krenawi & Weisel-Lev] (I'm gonna use that one from now on whenever my buddy gets out of line). A second incentive for procedures such as clitorectomy, removal of the clitoris, is to reassure men that they are not having sex with another man in societies where the clitoris is seen as a small penis (c'mon, Africans, stop making me think I'm one of teh gheyz).

Source: Al-Krenawi, A., &Wiesel-Lev, R. (1999). Attitudes toward and perceived Psychological impact of female circumcision as practiced among the Bedouin-Arabs of the Negev. Family Process, 38, 441-443.

Source: Hamilton, T. (2002). Skin Flutes and Velvet Gloves. New York: St. Martin’s Press.

Source: Vissandjee, B., Kantiebo, M., Levine, A., & N’Dejuru, R. (2003). The cultural context of gender identity; Female genital excision and infibulation. Health Care for Women international, 24, 115-124.

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 85-86


Q: Are there any societies where homosexuality is predominant?


A: Ah, this brings us to my favorite cultural sexual oddity, which occurs in Sambia, New Guinea. In the Sambia tribe, as early as age 7, young boys are expected to “suck the penis of a mature boy every night and swallow the sperm" (I'd make a joke if I wasn't terrified). Boys who refuse are forever treated as children within the context of their community, because “without regular ingestion of male seed, the Sambia believe, boys will never grow up into strong, mature men.” At the age of 15, the boys are considered mature enough to provide their own genitals for the younger boys to felicitate. Performing fellatio on a younger boy is strictly forbidden; as it is considered stealing his manhood because it results in a loss of semen from the growing boy (makes me wonder if they replace their “Got Milk?” ads with the tagline “Got cum?” No? Awww shucks). As soon as the boys marry, they cease to engage in homosexual contact, but often times, since they are so estranged from female sexuality and coitus, they ask their new brides to wear a bag over her head and fellate them on their wedding night. Interestingly, according to Loving Boys Vol. 1 (haha, cum again?), “After 10 to 15 years of exclusive homosexual activity carried on by 100 % of the Sambia population, the incidence of adult homosexual orientation is only 5 % - exactly the same as in Western society.” So...short answer, yes, long answer, no.

Source: Brongersma E: Loving Boys Vol. 1. Elmhurst. New York.: Global Academic Publishers, 1986.

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 276.


Q: In the 1800’s, what did women do with left-over cleaning agent Lysol after scrubbing the kitchen floor clean? (nice leading question, Sabrina)

A: They used it as a douche. It was unnecessary, harmful and served no medicinal purpose.

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 92.

Source: Lysol ad from March 1948 By Harry Finley, 2004


Q: Where do vibrators come from?


A: The vibrator was devised as a medical instrument to take some of the load off of doctors who owned some very tired fingers (they never would have made it in the field of video gaming). Authorities in the medical community theorized that hysteria, “a term that was first coined by Hippocrates and described a medical condition peculiar to women… considered to be a symptom of irregular blood-movement from the uterus to the brain,” could be cured through orgasm. In the mid 1600’s doctors recorded their treatment method of conducting such therapy by hand (or as the author of Unbalanced Drive Shaft hilariously put it “er, uh … manually”). Clitoral stimulation often was required for up to an hour before the resulting fit of convulsions, and thus, doctors developed a tool to ease the amount of labor (tisk tisk, lazy lazy). In the 1800s rocking chairs and swings were manipulated to act as promethean devices to help a woman relieve herself of hysteria, but by 1905, the vibrator had evolved into a portable motorized gadget that could get the job done in ten minutes or less and was advertised in “housekeeping, sewing, and ladies' journals with innocuous pictures of an old woman mechanically massaging her temples with a statement akin to: all the pleasures of youth will throb within you” (Well, I know what I’m getting grandma for the holidays!).

Source: Unbalanced Drive Shaft by Jason Bellows, 2006


Q: Are there sexual anxiety disorders that do not exist in America, but do in another society?



A: Absolutely. Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), widely referred to as koro (translated as “shrinking penis”), is a thousands of years old culture-specific epidemic which is known to spread mass hysteria at lightening speed, or at least the speed of ejaculation, and is equivalent to Western culture’s phenomenon of anxiety attacks. Koro consists of delusions in which men, especially in Asia and Africa, believes he is “the victim of a contagious disease that causes his penis to shrink and retract into his body, an alarming prospect made worse by local traditions or folklore that adds the warning that this condition is usually fatal” (135). In 1982, the rumor of koro spread in India and resulted in freaked out parents flooding the hospitals pressed to get their sons (who arrived with “penises bound up to prevent further shrinkage) help. In Singapore during 1967, contaminated pork was announced as a cause of penis shrinkage, prompting men to hang “weights from their penises [or even have] relatives or friends [grab] on …to keep their penises from slipping away.” The concept of koro similarly has infiltrated the consciousness of men all up and down the west coast of Africa producing “recent outbreaks of ‘penis thievery…involving public accusations of penis theft, usually as a result of the unexpected or unwelcome touch from a stranger.” In January 2002, twelve of the accused “sorcerers” (ie. my next Halloween costume) who convinced men that they had used black magic to put a curse on the penis to shrink and were demanding monetary payment in exchange for the antidote, were brutally beaten to death by hordes of men who believed their penises were losing inches as a result. Medical authorities are working on educating the public, enlightening citizens that koro has no basis in reality with a presentation of quantitative measurements of their penis over a period of time. (in the mean time, I can blame it on Koro)

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company 135-136.


Q: Is there a way for men to exercise their genitals in effort to achieve more pleasurable sex? (again with the leading questions, girl!)


A: Kegel exercises, famous for helping to strengthen the pelvic walls for women in preparation to give labor, also result in positive changes for men, including “stronger and more pleasurable orgasms, better ejaculatory control, and increased pelvic sensation during sexual arousal.” The male version of these exercises work to strengthen the muscles surrounding the internal extension of the penis, which are usually only contracted during ejaculation, with the following steps suggested by Crooks and Baur’s Our Sexuality: (time for your homework lesson…)

1. Locate the muscles by stopping the flow of urine several times while urinating. The muscles you sqeeze to accomplish this are the ones on which you will concentrate. If you do a correct Kegel while not urinating, you will notice your penis move slightly. Kegel’s done when you have an erection will cause your penis to move up and down.
2. Begin the exercise program by squeezing and relaxing the muscles 15 times, twice daily. Do not hold the contraction at this stage. (These are called ‘short Kegels’).
3. Gradually increase the number of Kegels until you can comfortably do 60 at a time twice daily.
4. Now practice ‘long Kegels’ by holding each contraction for a count of 3.
5. Combine the short and long Kegels in each daily exercise routine, doing a set of 60 of each, once or twice a day.
6. Continue with the Kegel exercises for at least several weeks. You may not notice results until a month or more has passed. By this time the exercises will probably have become automatic, requiring no particular effort.

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 125.

Q: Is it true that the larger a woman’s breasts, the better able she will be to provide nourishment for a baby?


A: In a physically mature woman the breasts are composed internally of fatty tissue and mammary, or milk, glands. There is little variation from woman to woman in the amount of glandular tissue present in the breast, despite differences in size. This is why the amount of milk produced after childbirth does not correlate with the size of the breasts. Variation in breast size is due primarily to the amount of fatty tissue distributed around the glands. Therefore, with bigger boobs, you are receiving higher fat content. (‘Aint that something to brag about?! )

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 110


Q: Do perfumes really work as a turn on?


A: It is theorized that perfumes are used so that others will be more likely to breathe in more of the fragrance-wearers pheromones, or odors produced by the body that relate to reproductive functions. While this, and the fact that aphrodisiacs may be learned through association of a trigger (stench) with an experience (hot girl kissing you), may be true, it is interesting to note that “contrary to what the marketers of commercial scents would like us to believe, Alan Hirsh, a researcher at the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, recently found that the odors reported to be most sexually arousing for either sex were not colognes or perfumes.” To determine arousal, Hirsch measured the blood flow to privates in response to certain smells and found that the strongest reactions by men correlated to scents of “lavender, pumpkin pie, and doughnuts”, whereas women were most stimulated by “licorice, cucumbers, and banana nut bread”. Smells that proved a turn off to women included “barbeque meat, cherries, and men’s cologne.” (But she loves it when I cook her ribs...so go figure)

Source: Crooks, Robert L. & Baur, Karla (2004) Our Sexuality 9th edition. Wadsworth Publishing Company, 157.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Friday, March 2, 2007

New Simpsons Movie

It's been 18 years in the making and is coming this summer '07!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

New Artist Spotlight: 'Princess Superstar'

Take a look at Princess Superstar doin' her thang in one of my favorite videos...
Bad Babysitter

Saturday, February 24, 2007

SPECIAL ALERT: breaking news

I was the first to hear about it. And the first to publicize it. A trashed Michael Silv. got tea-bagged, while he slept late this past Saturday February 23rd, by Adam (with the bright blond hair- yeah, you know the one).

For those of you who don't understand this term, please allow me to explain...

Tea-bagging is often used in strip clubs, as in "NO TEABAGGING." A good example of such tea-bagging is shown in the movie "Pecker" by John Waters and in the following anecdote as reported by Gay and Lesbian Times:
“ One such story involved what school officials termed a hazing incident, which involved three varsity wrestlers and three coaches at ... High School near Chicago. The school suspended the wrestlers and coaches for a hazing incident that involved the “tea-bagging” of several freshman wrestlers.Cyd Zeigler Jr. reports that the incident occurred on a bus trip home last year on Dec. 1. ... According to the Daily Southtown, the three varsity wrestlers pulled freshmen, one by one, to the back of the bus. There, two of the boys held each boy down as the third boy shoved his testicles in the freshman’s face."

Wikipedia defines this as "a term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth of another person. It is said that the practice vaguely resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea."

So now you know. Micheal, I'm sorry to break this news and do you like that. But this blog needed some celebrity hype.

Remember, you heard it here first.

*special thanks to my inside source- luv yah baby.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Frankenfruit

I'm not even gonna try to pose as one of those candy kids; for I am a fruit-a-holic! Sure, I'll give you my Snickers, but only to create enough distraction to knock you down and steal your succulent peach- yep, we fruit-a-holics play dirty. And that's why I'm absolutely elated that these mouth-watering new fruit hybrids are hitting the market.

GRAPPLE
(Concord grape + Fuji apple)


C&O Nursery, Wenatchee, Washington
Tasting notes: Think crunchy Welch's. Still, tasters gave it the thumbs-up in a recent market trial.
Backstory: C&O marketing whizzes decided to bathe Fuji apples in a patented grape-flavored solution. Other flavors are in development.
First harvest: 2004
Average price: $4 to $5 for four

NECTAPLUM
(Nectarine + plum)



Zaiger's Genetics, Modesto, California
Tasting notes: Juicy, melt-in-your-mouth flesh with a hint of spice.
Backstory: Zaiger "hybridizers" crossed hundreds of fruits, then culled the field after taste tests.
First harvest: 2005
Average price: About $1.75 a pound - 50 to 75 cents higher than ordinary nectarines

PASSION POPPER KIWI-BERRY
(Miniaturized kiwifruit)



Kiwi Korners, Danville, Pennsylvania
Tasting notes: Kiwi Korners describes the flavor as "cotton candy with a refined finish." Probably because there's almost double the sugar per ounce.
Backstory: Staff discovered these growing among other hardy Asian kiwis and cultivated them.
First harvest: 2002
Average price: $3 to $5 for a 6-ounce package

PEACOTUM
(Peach + apricot + plum)



Zaiger's Genetics, Modesto, California
Tasting notes: Sophisticated Hawaiian Punch. The best of all three progenitors, with a hint of mango.
Backstory: Inventor Floyd Zaiger swapped pollen among peach, plum, and apricot trees with an eye-shadow brush and reared the resulting seedlings.
First harvest: 2008 or later
Average price: TBD

RAINBOW CARROTS
(Carrots + nutrients + pigment)



US Department of Agriculture, Madison, Wisconsin Tasting notes: USDA researcher Philipp Simon says his carrots taste just like regular ones.
Backstory: Simon bred red, yellow, purple, and white carrots by emphasizing natural pigments.
Different colors are high in different nutrients.
First harvest: 2004
Average price: 75 cents to $1 per pound

SUNLITE LOW-CARB POTATO
SunFresh, Saint Augustine, Florida
(Low-carb, lower-cal potato)



Tasting notes: Researchers at the University of Florida call it moist and creamy.
Backstory: While testing potato varieties developed by a seed company in the Netherlands, researchers at UF found one with 30 percent fewer carbs.
First harvest: 2005
Average price: $1.10 a pound

Descriptions from Wired Magazine

Thursday, February 15, 2007

New Artist Spotlight: 'Mika'

This dude is a UK chart topper for January 2007, and, not only is he WICKED talented, he's adorable as well. Do yourself a favor, and check him out...then brag to all your friends that you discovered him first!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Best and Worst of Olympus Fashion Week- Spring 2007

I, while writing for Double Vixen, have gone to the trouble of sifting through hundreds of designs and compiling the highlights (and lowlights) of the Olympus Fashion Week 2007 spring collection. Enjoy!

TOP 10 BEST LOOKS: TAKE NOTES FROM THESE PROS!

10. TEMPERLEY LONDON
This look is very ‘Bohemian Chic Barbie.’ I could see it out on the streets of New York. I could see it at the beach in L.A. I could see it on a college campus. It’s quite versatile in its simplicity.

9. DIANE VON FURSTENBERG
This is a modern take on childhood sunny days and sprinklers for a mature woman. The shape of the top emphasizes bust while the large waistband of the skirt minimizes bottom heavy hips, while the corals are a perfect accent for bronze tanned skin. Scoop it up.

8. MILLY
This designer’s refreshing fun prints and colorful patterns are sure to put a ‘spring’ in your step this spring, that is if you like turning heads.

7. SASS & BIDE
This ensemble includes a kickin’ pair of summer shorts. They accentuate a thin waist, while disguising a prime female problem area- thighs, with a lose fitting leg that doubles as a ventilator by leaving room for fresh air as opposed to sticking to the skin. This is perfect for going to the office or a corporate event without dying in the heat we are sure to experience from the wrath of global warming. Function and style. Nice.

6. TIBI
This suit is so tasteful; I think it could double as a chic clubbing top with a cute pair of black slacks. The delicate crochet work adds that bit of ‘je ne sais quoi’ that makes this a keeper.

5. BCBG MAX AZRIA
This outfit is classy. Women both young and old could rock this look, and it works for a variety of events from a casual lunch date with a girlfriend on an average day to an annual romantic evening dinner with a beau. The pattern along the bottom of the skirt has an elongating effect on the piece while the ribbon adds a touch of flirtyness that keeps the apparel from entering a bland zone.


4. BILL BLASS
This shirt and pants set made it to the top 10, because it looked so incredibly comfortable while simultaneously projecting allure. This made it a standout against the majority of overcomplicated, corset-involved, limitlessly ornamented fashions (see worst-of section) which can only be worn the length of time it takes to walk a runway, since that is equivalent to the duration for which a model can hold her breathe without turning blue in the face. I could definitely envision this model walking backstage after the show, continuing right out of the arena and straight into a cab headed home (or probably to her boyfriend’s flat), and, finally, jumping into a comfy bed without changing a thread.

3. WILLOW
This design is exquisitely fitted, innovative, and the cut is incredibly eye-catching without being overdone or flashy. The draping and overlapping techniques beautifully showcase the designer’s expertise in this medium.


2. BETSEY JOHNSON
Some of her line is a little “Betty homemaker,” (with a funky edge, mind you) but this design rocks it for springtime. It’s practical with pockets, flirty with lace (but not too much), and the angular cut of the neck and straps adds for much needed structure to balance out the breezy loose form of the rest of the dress.


1. CARLOS MIELE
Sure, it’s not everyday wear, but slip into this and you’ll look like a vision in blue. I really hope to see this floating down the red carpet. Hollywood is looking a little black and white these days.


TOP 10 WORST LOOKS: BEWARE! EYES MAY SUFFER MINOR DAMAGE.

10. VERRIER
This was the worst skirt in the whole show. It looks completely unfinished and unfit for the runway. Verrier needs to check their stitching. I can’t think of any occasion for which this bottom article of clothing would be appropriate. It’s so amateur and tacky. It reminds me of one of the masterpieces from kindergarten made from recyclables that a mom will save forever…for nostalgic, not aesthetic purposes. I’m actually embarrassed for this designer. Bottom line: if it looks like a child’s cut and paste art project, don’t push it out on the runway.

9. SABYASACHI
Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo! Looks spinster dress is reminiscent of wall paper you’d find in the Suisse Alps, right next to the moose head hanging on the wall. Was this Gwen-in-her-‘Sound of Music’-mode induced?


8. RICHARD CHAI
There is less imagination in this design than the stereotypical, unoriginal ghost costume made out of a pinned bed sheet that took minimal effort to make, and it’s comparably ill-fitting. I suppose if you lack a mattress and linens, this dress may be a good investment.


7. JAY MCCARROLL
Haha- wasn’t this guy on Project Runway? His stuff really does remind me of Japanese Manga comic book characters ala Paul Pope. His stuff didn’t make me cringe as much as some of the other designers, and were actually pretty entertaining, but a bit too futuristic for 2007.


6. TULEH
Girl got straight up dropped feet first into a prune! Just looking at this dress is getting my bowels a movin’.

5. MALO
Classic potato sack. I needn’t say more.

4. BABY PHAT BY KIMORA LEE SIMMONS
It looks like The Little Mermaid ate Ursula and then threw up gothic projectile vomit all over this model.

3. CHARLES NOLAN
Oh my god. This doesn’t look like a celebration of Springtime, and it certainly isn’t fresh. It looks like Ernest’s Grandma goes on Safari… only this outfit is more of a joke than he is. Check out those khakis peeking out from under the muumuu poncho. Hott!

2. CUSTO BARCELONA
The cat in the hat and Raggedy Anne would be proud. I think this designer has a future in children’s fairy tales, right down to the side ponytail. But what is he doing at fashion week?


1. HEATHERETTE
This was by far the hardest decision to make. This designer duo had so many hideous designs, it was laughable. I felt this was representative of the collection. Hmm, wonder what their inspiration was. Syphilis?